Archive for the 'Funny' Category

19
Feb
09

President Obamas Impact Overseas

Performance artists in Athens, Greece display a likeness of President Barack Obama on their naked bodies in remembrance of Presidents Day on Monday.

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16
Jan
09

Young Berg Arrested – “I’m an artist sir!”

15
Jan
09

Why Women Shouldn’t Take Men Shopping

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most
women-she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following
letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of
you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.Samsel, are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance,
causing management to lose time and costing the
company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms
on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he’d invite them in if they woul d bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs
were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna
look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!’

And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in
here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

15
Oct
08

The Tony Rock Project

OMFG this show is hilarious.  This is my first time watching, although it’s been on the air for a couple of weeks.  It’s sort of a Chapelle Show type, but not really.  I haven’t seen any skits like The Chapelle Show, but they (Tony and his group of comics) go out on the street and interact with the public…and you never know what they’re gonna say.

I give two thumbs WAY up to this fresh take on a old classic.  Tony Rock is hilarious and I’m glad to see him out doing something after All of Us.  (Which was a great show by the way.)  Anywho, support the man!  The show is super funny, I PROMISE!  My only problem with the show is that it’s only 30 minutes.

Look it up in your local listings for the channel.  But it comes on Wednesdays at 8pm.

27
Sep
08

Barack wants you to give it to him!

19
Sep
08

Mike Epps meets Janet at her Discipline Listening Party

lmao @ “I been a fan, since I was two.  I was two and you were two.”  Dude stayed cheesin, but I feel you Mike, I would too.

16
Sep
08

A Cold Rainy Day…

Welp, it’s a little cool today; 75 Degrees.  That’s a  HUGE difference from yesterdays 97.  And to top it all off, it’s raining.  You guys know I have a dog, Prince, that’s deathly afraid of thunderstorms.  Everytime it storms, he jumps the fence and sits on the front porch so we can let him into the garage.  Why he likes the garage more than the shed in the back yard is beyond me.  Anywho, we’re going out of town next month and if it storms, my damn dog is gonna be scared, as usual, and jump the fence.  But who’s going to put him in the garage?  Grrrrr  That poses a problem for me.  I can’t lock him in the garage all weekend, nor can I leave him to roam free in the back yard.  What the hell can I do with him???  Maybe a kennel for the weekend.  I wonder how much those are.  Hmmm.  I need a solution.  HELP!

Oh yeah, here’s a video (well audio, I cut out the video) of the rain.  Enjoy.